apocryphacts

trivia so good you'll wish it were true
May 14
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Just hours after Tusk-Haver etched the first deliberate painting into the walls of Cave-By-Long-Water, Bear-Smeller became the the first man to cut funding to the arts. After a successful appeal to Chief Biggest-Rock (with a stick), Tusk-Haver’s tusk was taken by force (a two-pronged stick) and converted into a spear. Bear-Smeller would go on to lead several unsuccessful raids against Bear-That-May-Exist, only to fall victim to the previously unknown Ground-Sloth-That-Definitely-Does-Exist-And-Has-Sharper-Claws-Than-Expected.